Sometimes I just have to remind myself I am not

And tell me what you think. This guy had the sly nerve to call me his dear. This is an email I came across while cleaning out an old email address. Good times when the crazy guys always seem to find you...

ATTN: MY DEAR,

I AM CONTACTING YOU ON BEHALF OF MY CLIENT WHO IS
SEEKING FOR URGENT ASSISTANCE AND SUPPORT.KINDLY GO
THROUGH HIS MAIL BELOW AND GET BACK TO ME TO SEND YOU
THE NECESSARY DOCUMENTS NEEDED FOR THE CLAIMS OF THE
FUNDS IN THE FINANCE COMPANY.

HIS MAIL: collins_u1@yahoo.co.in

MY NAME IS CHARLES -TAYLOR. I AM THE FORMER PRESIDENT
OF LIBERIA.I WAS FORCED TO RESIGN AS THE PRESIDENT OF
LIBERIA IN WEST- AFRICA BY THE UNITED NATIONS /
INTERNATIONAL COMMUNITIES WHICH WAS SPEARHEADED BY THE
AMERICAN PRESIDENT, MR. GEORGE - BUSH.PRESENTLY I AM
IN EXILE IN CALABAR - NIGERIA WHERE I AM STAYING UNDER
CLOSE WATCH BY THE NIGERIAN GOVERNMENT WHO KINDLY
OFFERED ME ASYLUM.

I NEED TO TRANSFER WHAT I CALL, MY FUTURE HOPE, THE
SUM OF EIGHTY TWO MILLION DOLLARS [USD 18,5m]
WHICH IS WITH A SECURITY/FINANCE COMPANY INTO YOUR
POSSESSION OR ANY ACCOUNT THAT YOU CAN GET FOR ME OR
NEW BANK ACCOUNT WITH LITTLE OR NO MONEY IN THERE. I
AM BEING MONITORED AND I DO NOT WANT TO TAKE CHANCES.

FOR YOUR INFORMATION, MY COMMUNICATION AND MOVEMENTS
ARE UNDER STRICT URVEILLANCE THEREFORE MAKE ALL YOUR
COMMUNICATIONS TO ME THROUGH MY ATTORNEY,
BARRISTER.[U Collins] MY LAWYER WHO IS ALSO MY
CLOSE CONFIDANT WOULD BE ABLE TO ESTABLISH AN
INVESTMENT WITH YOUR ASSISTANCE ON MY BEHALF UNTIL I
COME OUT OF MY TRAVAIL AND TORMENTORS.
YOU CAN GO THROUGH THIS WEBSITE TO SEE MY DETAILS:
http://www.pbs.org/newshour/bb/africa/liberia/taylor-bio.html
PLEASE I AM PROMISING YOU AND YOUR FAMILY GOOD SHARE
THE FUNDS IF YOU CAN QUITELY GET THIS FUND OUT INTO
YOUR ACCOUNT. I WAIT PATIENTLY FOR YOUR RESPONSE.
YOURS TRULY,

CHARLES TAYLOR.
EX- PRESIDENT OF LIBERIA
PLEASE, THIS IS AN APPEAL TO BE KEPT SECRET BETWEEN
YOU AND MY CLIENT(MR. CHARLES TAYLOR) I WILL FORWARD
TO YOU INFORMATION ABOUT THE SECRURITY AND FINANCE
COMPANY THAT IS IN CUSTODY OF THE MONEY.KINDLY REPLY
TO ME.

THANK YOU AND GOD BLESS.
BARRISTER U COLLINS.
EMAIL: collins_u33@yahoo.co.in